Jenn and I split a 5 dollar foot long at Subway on Sunday night. Going down the list of ingredients, Jenn asked for tomatoes, to which the sandwich artist replied, "We're not serving tomatoes today."
Jenn sort of shrugged and as we were walking out asked, "Why do you think they're not serving tomatoes?"
I replied, "Either they're too lazy to cut up more (it was Sunday night) or they ran out."
Little did I know they were trying to keep me from getting salmonella.
Oops.
Sorry subway guys. You aren't lazy or poorly Kan-Baning your inventory.
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sandwich artists? that jumped out at me....
ps - i expect the number of posts tagged under 'matt's a judgmental jerk' to grow rapidly....
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